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Thursday, January 14, 2010
A few thoughts on On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service can lay reasonable claim to being the odd one out in the official series of James Bond films (by which I mean everything from Dr. No in 1962 through Quantum of Solace in 2008, discounting the 1967 Casino Royale produced by Charles K. Feldman and the 1983 Sean Connery vehicle Never Say Never Again). That's not just because it was George Lazenby's sole outing as Agent 007: tonally, it is more or less completely out of step with its counterparts. Because so much of what makes it unique in the Bond canon hinges on how it ends, it goes without saying that major spoilers are contained herein.
This is, of course, the one in which Bond falls in love for real (like, for real for real) and decides to give up his philandering ways, only for happiness to be cruelly snatched from him at the last moment in the form of a well-aimed bullet to his bride's brain. "Wait a minute," you say, "Bond gets married?" Yes, he does, and it's actually almost convincing. Almost.
The iconoclast in me absolutely loves this. What better way to shake things up than to take one of the key foundations of the franchise (Bond's lack of commitment to anything but his job) and obliterate it?

If there is a problem with the scenario it's that at no point did I really understand why Bond had fallen for Tracy (Diana Rigg), or she him. She initially enters the picture as an enigma, rash and aloof in a way that mirror's Bond's own personality... Okay, now that I've written that, I can perhaps begin to understand what they saw in one another, but the film does a poor job of conveying it. Rather than earning a mutual respect for one another in the way that Bond and Vesper Lynd do in Casino Royale, which felt organic to the plot, here writer Richard Maibum and director Peter Hunt give us the cop-out of all cop-outs: a luvvy-duvvy montage in which Bond and Tracy walk on the beach, ride horses and visit the zoo, all set to Louis Armstrong's dulcet tones. Given Bond's track record as a serial fornicator who treats women as playthings, it's asking an awful lot of the audience to buy into the notion that he could genuinely fall in love with someone, and far more care should have been taken to selling the idea than is in evidence here.
On the other hand, it's difficult to deny that, as Tracy, Diana Rigg has a certain appeal. While I would rank Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi) and Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell) above her in my Bond girl chart, she has a ballsiness that is refreshingly out of step with the conventions of cinema of the time and, when captured by Blofeld, actually has the wits to play for time and ultimately takes matters into her own hands rather than waiting to be rescued. True, she is forced to sit out most of the action-packed climax after daddy dearest wallops her unconscious, but that's still far more than those useless damsels Honey Ryder or Tatiana Romanova ever got to do. Furthermore, she comes across as aloof rather than the spoiled brat that I suspect she would have been played as by many other actresses.

Before being cast as Bond, George Lazenby had only appeared in commercials and was, it would seem, hired solely because he looked so good in action. I'm not sure how much truth there is in this, or how much Lazenby's performance of the stunts has to do with it, but the fight scenes have a verve not previously seen in the Bond films. Kicks and punches are delivered at a frenetic pace, and the physicality is highly believable in spite of some ill-judged speed-up techniques and over the top sound effects. Likewise, the extensive ski chase sequences in the film's second half feature among the best stunt work I've seen in the series, and even if it probably isn't actually Lazenby in even half the shots, it's not an issue. And then of course there are the more tender moments. Lazenby brings to the role a vulnerability that the previous Bond, and indeed the next one, simply didn't possess. At no point in any of the Connery films do I ever believe him to be scared, angry or upset: his Bond has an aloofness that allows him to flit from one hair-raising situation to the next with nothing more than a raised eyebrow and an amused smirk. In terms of expressing his emotions, Lazenby may be a far cry from Timothy Dalton's simmering rage, but his reactions to the events around him are considerably more human than those of his predecessor. I don't think it would be overstating the case if I were to say that Connery couldn't have played this Bond, or at the very least he wouldn't have been remotely believable in the more heartfelt scenes. (That said, I suspect he and Moore would both have done fine with the extended sequence in which the character infiltrates Blofeld's institute under the guise of genealogist Sir Hilary Bray and sets about seducing a gaggle of sex-starved girls.)
It's just a shame, therefore, that in every other respect Lazenby is pretty lousy. Every other Bond (even, I'll grudgingly admit, Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan) has a certain something that Lazenby lacks: it's hard to put it into words, but I think James Gray describes it best in his review when he states that "[w]hen he enters a room attention is not immediately drawn to him as it should be, and in the relatively few scenes in which he is in the background it is very easy for him to fade away, just another face in the crowd." He smirks as much as Connery and Moore put together, but something about it seems insincere and forced. His delivery of the one-liners is also problematic. His "Bond, James Bond" just doesn't sound remotely right, and puns like "He's branched off" and "He had a lot of guts" hang in the air like a bad smell. (To say nothing of "This never happened to the other fellow," a daft piece of fourth wall breaking that is also patently nonsense, since the continuity established later on makes it clear that he is "the other fellow".) Had he had the opportunity to play the character for longer, I don't doubt that he would have grown into the role and eventually convinced people as the character, but I don't lament his premature departure from the series as I do Timothy Dalton. Put it this way: I don't believe the world was unfairly denied a brilliant Bond. Then again, his departure left the door open for Roger Moore...

Lazenby is far from the only problem, though. The pacing as a whole suffers, with the bloated two and a half hour running time making it feel unnecessarily drawn out at times. On the whole, the second half of the films flows far better than the first, with the stretch involving Bond's arrival at the Piz Gloria through to his unmasking by Blofeld dragging by far the most. Maibum and Hunt also make the mistake of allowing Tracy to drop out of the picture completely for a lengthy stretch, which is a problem because she is by far the most important element in the film, far more to than Blofeld or his plan for world domination. On the music front, Barry's score is a fine piece of work, darker in tone and less catchy than its predecessors but more satisfying as a whole, but the "music library" feel of Dr. No and From Russia with Love returns with a vengeance, with segments of Monty Norman's Bond theme being jarringly cut in at seemingly inopportune moments. The worst example of this is at the very end, where the sombre mood of the final scene is suddenly interrupted by the jaunty, upbeat theme blaring out over the end credits. It's the cinematic equivalent of a clown tooting a horn in your face at a funeral.
I suspect that the veteran Bond fans are going to tear me to shreds for this, but in my opinion Casino Royale is a much stronger working of the "Bond's one true love" idea than this. That's not just because Daniel Craig and Eva Green are better actors than George Lazenby and Diana Rigg (although Rigg is no slouch) - the whole concept and the manner in which it develops seem better thought out as a whole in the 2006 film. (Of course, it's also hard to avoid the fact that, in the rebooted Bond timeline, Bond's loss of Vesper leaves a lasting impression on the character that carries over into the next film. I've not seen On Her Majesty's Secret Service's immediate successor, Diamonds are Forever, but I'm led to believe it completely ignores the death of Tracy and reverts Bond back to type.) Neither On Her Majesty's Secret Service nor George Lazenby are, in my estimation, the misunderstood gems that some claim them to be, but nor are they the train wrecks that others would have you believe. 7/10
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1. Ronny said:
Diana Rigg will always be my favorite Bond woman( there's something about her playing of the character which really connects with me), with Eva Green a very close second. Your critique is perfectly valid though. I think if it had been Sean Connery instead of George Lazenby( who is completely flat and unappealing as Bond), it would have a lot more involving and better. It's a decent Bond film, but far from the best.
(Posted on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 12:18 AM)