Saturday, April 3, 2010

Okay, now I REALLY want to see this movie

6:42 PM / Cinema / Comments2 Comments

Cinema

Our dear friend Christopher Tookey, resident film critic at Britain's most popular right-wing crackpot gutter rag, the Daily Mail (and the man who spearheaded a campaign to have David Cronenberg's CRASH banned back in 1996 after reacting with fury to its theme of "sex with cripples" - his own words, folks, not mine), has let rip with a particularly potent flurry of his usual vitriolic bile.

The target this time is Matthew Vaughn's new film KICK-ASS, which, until I read this review, had more or less passed under my radar, but is now near the top of my list of films I must see this year. In the estimation of the ever-lucid Mr. Tookey, KICK-ASS

deliberately sells a perniciously sexualised view of children and glorifies violence, especially knife and gun crime, in a way that makes it one of the most deeply cynical, shamelessly irresponsible films ever.

Yeah, Chris. Sure. Whatever you say.

It just gets funnier the further you read, save for a particularly tasteless moment where the reprehensible Tookey, an ambulance chaser of the highest order, invokes the names of murdered children James Bulger and Damilola Taylor in a cynical attempt to give his slavering rant credibility. Seriously, I know millions of deluded Middle Englanders actually consider the Mail to be a reputable newspaper, but please tell me no-one seriously considers its film reviews section to be anything other than the personal soapbox for a sad, vindictive little toad.

 
2 Comments

1. Brian said:

Must be a fun place to work -Imagine sitting between Tookey and the Mail's other gibbering half wit, Baz Bamigboye, watching them get worked up into self-righteous fury on a daily basis.

(Posted on Sunday, April 4, 2010 at 1:44 PM)

2. Matthew McKinnon said:

I agree completely about Tookey being a self-promoting toad.
But I'm really worried now, because I saw it on Friday and I was a bit uncomfortable with it. Mainly because it's not as good as everyone makes out - Vaughn's a patchy throwaway director at best, but he's being hailed by fanboys as some sort of new auteur... the Snyder effect, if you will? But also because... well, I don't know...
An 11yr old saying 'cunt' onscreen? Chopping people up? Trained by her Dad to be a murderer? Being beaten to a pulp by Marc Strong? Maybe I need to find my inner 15-year old again, and just enjoy this stuff without decades of accumulated moral perspective. I must be too old. Hmmm...

(Posted on Sunday, April 4, 2010 at 4:11 PM)

 
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