Tuesday, April 26, 2011

BD impressions: Unstoppable

9:30 PM / BD Impressions / Comments6 Comments

BD Impressions
Blu-ray

The film: OK, how to put this politely? This is a big ol' pile of shit. It's a passable enough distraction up to a point, but it's easily the most brain-dead movie I've watched recently. I've got nothing against but stupid action films that simply require you to check your brain in at the door, and when Tony Scott's on the ball he does that sort of popcorn fare better than most, but this is not one of his better efforts. Once you dispense with the ridiculous clichés (they even trot out a carriage full of giggling schoolchildren), the script is actually incredibly one-note, and to sustain what is basically an incredibly uneventful story, Scott compensates for the fact that nothing particularly interesting is going on by throwing every MTV-style trick he can muster at the screen. If the camera isn't spinning 360 degrees round the actors, it's doing that infuriating jump-zoom at the start of every shot, and while the actors scream and shout about how dreadful the situation is, we're never really given any reason to care. Everything is told in the same screaming in-your-face style that what should be the dramatic high points fail to make any impact.

When I first heard about this film, the premise sounded too ridiculous to pass up, but in reality it lacks the "so bad it's good" quality that could have propelled this beyond mediocrity. I can't say it bored me and, at just over an hour and a half, it's at least short enough not to linger like a bad smell, but I can't really think of a single good reason to watch it. 5/10

Image quality: Another superlative effort from Fox. UNSTOPPABLE is a Tony Scott film through and through - frenetic handheld camerawork, excessively pumped colours and contrast, a heavy blanket of grain - but none of this causes so much as a hiccup for the encoder. It's not what I'd call a particularly attractive film, but it's reasonably safe to say it looks as good here as it possibly can on BD. 10/10

Unstoppable
studio: 20th Century Fox; disc country: UK; region code: BC;
codec: AVC; aspect ratio: 2.39:1

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6 Comments

1. Bleddyn Williams said:

I watched this as a NetFlix rental last night and pretty much agree with your comments. Its a passable 90 minutes, but I can't imagine ever wanting to sit through this again - there's nothing here to make you consider another viewing.

Looked nice though. Oh well.

(Posted on Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 2:19 PM)

2. Luciano Howard said:

5/10 for a big pile o'shit such that you can't think of a single good reason to watch it? Mate, fair enough if you don't like it but be consistent :D - I haven't read the whole review btw, just scanned bits and got the above ;)

(Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 12:31 AM)

3. Tim said:

This takes the "orange and teal" look to a whole new level. Look at the eyes on shot14!

(Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 1:34 PM)

4. Author Profile Page Michael said:

Luciano:

I should probably have been clearer. By "big pile of shit", I really meant "big pile of nonsense" (as in completely stupid), not that the film as a whole was shit. The film itself is passable as these things go, but you don't get anything from it that you couldn't find in any number of other (better) action movies - hence the middling score.


Tim:

He does love his teal and orange, does Tony.

(Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 1:39 PM)

5. ChuckZ said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTbPFoTRjY

Required viewing.

(Posted on Saturday, April 30, 2011 at 4:40 AM)

6. Dirk Diggler said:

Quite frankly, I've been shocked by the mad ravings by certain people over this movie. They must only watch a handful of films a month.

What I got, was a Movie of The Week, a Hallmark channel special with actors and director slumming it. OH, LOOK AT THE DUMB FAT GUY! HEEHAAWWW!

Pish.

Although, oddly enough, I really warmed to Chris Pine in this movie. The fellow does have some chops.

(Posted on Friday, May 6, 2011 at 1:02 AM)

 
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